So on the way home there was lots of construction and he almost hit a barrel but anyways I was like “Oh speaking of barrels we should go see Wreck it Ralph. You know like barrels. donkey kong. yeah.”

and he goes

“Why aren’t you like other kids, playing the Donkey Kongs?”

i fucking died right there

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I have two moods:

Happy and having feels for everyone

and

Apathetic and not feeling anything for anyone

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Also I’m going to the dentist Wednesday.


Ahhhhh theres nothing wrong with my teeth but I hate dentists and doctors and aahhhhhhhh

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I think I’m done for tonight. I’ll check in but I am just so stressed now and ugh

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Wow I came to tumblr to take a break but nope now Im feeling like shit again wow ok fuck this fuck you wow ok

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I send you 3AM cuddles from England.

WHY DOES EVERYONE WILLING TO CUDDLE WITH ME LIVE IN ENGLAND?!

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I

theres a scene in this book I REALLY WANT TO READ BUT I CANT FIND IT

AHSOEI;FESFJ;OESIF

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kakubento:

i just want to make out with a beautiful asian man and maybe have his child

wow this is my dream in life like for real omg

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goSH DARNIT

I WAS ALL EXCITED THAT FRANKLIN CAME BACK BECAUSE I KNEW HE WASN’T DEAD

AND NOW

FREAKIN

JASON

THIS IS WHY NO ONE LIKES YOU JASON STACKHOUSE.

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why am i not good enough for anyone

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Guess I should go to bed

not like i have to get up in like five hours or anything ehs;oaihfjrmghfsijpodkm

WHY DID I AGREE TO GO TO CHURCH

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