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Poe ia going through her “mine” phase. Everything is hers. The dog water is hers. Mermaidmans belt on spongebob is hers. E v e r y t h i n g

Its like im nervous all the time since Saturday. Ive been shaking a lot, im sick to my stomach, I have headaches, its like butterflies but im a bad way. I dont know what to to but cry. Im so stresed

shamelesslyunladylike:

the-hairy-heterophobe:

if anybody asks me why i hate men, i’m just gonna redirect them to this post.

it’s pretty fucking obvious that men only want to invest in breast cancer research to further degrade, objectify, and jerk off to body parts they already feel 100% entitled to. that’s what is at stake for them. 

what about the women whose “tatas” weren’t saved? how must they feel being surrounded by awareness ads that focus more on keeping women’s sexy-sexy-titties-to-continue-titillating-the-males than saving real life human beings and helping survivors? 

If anyone’s wondering, those posts came from here. It’s a forum for breast cancer support. Give it a read, and you’ll see how many women are outright abandoned by their husbands, sometimes after being married for decades, because their “tatas” couldn’t be saved.

Could YOU survive?

thephotogfeminist:

Think you could survive a month living on $9 per hour as a single mom without government help? Try this game! I made it to day 27 before running out of money, but the choices I had to make were really sad. Like whether or not to pay for my kid’s field trip.

Click here to play Spent

This is actually literally my life lmao

I need a relationship. Not like zomg i need a boyfriend but i really need someone who can be there for me and comfort me even when theyre not here and tell me its ok and make me feel nice and make me feel like they care just by looking at me i really miss that i cant believe this.

I hate being emotional. Like this isnt anything to be upset about yet here i am

….:(

iamthedeadpool:

woodmeat:

bae-stop-playin:

illumahottie:

imsoshive:

Seriously …

I’m fucking crying right now

what the fuck

………………………….

That’s too much man

where are the dragonballs when you need em

Tell Shenron to Cleanse this earth

Shit Tell Exodia to Obliterate it

ilovecharts:

Banned Books By The Numbers

via Hitchcockismyhomeboy Tumb

I like that fifty shades and captain underpants are in the same category omg

Skyrim is pissing me off i fucking forgot it doesnt autosave so when you fucking die AT THE END OF THE MISSION YOU HAVE TO START ALL FUCKING OVER

blow-out-stalker:

ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cha-czechitout:

pewpuupalace:

rexmccoolguy:

tehbranmuffin:

the-la-li-lu-le-lowdown:

tidalwavesstudio:

Ok now , come on….

If this is perfectly ok, then I want to see a skimpy costume Snake in the games.

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Not to mention the skintight sneaking suits Solid Snake and Raiden wear.

DO PEOPLE WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT QUIET

EVEN PLAY METAL GEAR

DO THEY EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS???

IT’S A GAME ABOUT FANTASTIC MEN’S ASSES.

"I want to see Snake in a skimpy costume in these games."

Have you ever played a game?

No that would take away time from them being outraged.

legfruit:

disneyvillainsforjustice:

sickhypnotik:

keyisabottom:

"malala is a role model for EVERY LITTLE GIRL regardless of race and religion"

no no n

o

no no fuck stop it

it is not regardless of race and religion
she is a role model SPECIFICALLY for muslim little girls around the world. little white girls around the world have TONS of role models. everywhere. literally all over television, books, you name it. admire Malala, yes. that’s not what is being said. do not take something that is meant for a specific culture simply because you want it.

do..you.. know anything about Malala?  because I’m pretty sure she would read what you just said and be severely disappointed.

this post makes me so angry.  you are actually implying that this little girl is not allowed to be inspired by Malala because this girl isn’t Muslim, and that is just… so wrong.  That’s terrible.  

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My philosophy of non-violence was only meant for Indians! Everyone else should just ignore me.

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My charity was only meant to inspire my native Albanians. Everyone else should just forget about itimage

My courage and perseverance should only be a light unto fellow disabled people. Other people should realize I am just “not for them.”

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My discoveries? GERMANS ONLY!image

My charity work was really only meant to inspire Brits, not actually help anyone who isn’t my skin color and nationality.

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I only care about Tibet. The rest of the world can suck it!

….seriously?

-Jafar

i literally cannot believe someone just got schooled by jafar from aladdin

chickensnack:

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM