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Butts

Hi I'm Victoria I like butts and stupid stuff and cupcakes and Deadpool. Come at me, bro
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theinglourious:

what’s it called when you have friends but you’re still lonely

Your 20’s

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deliriouscomatose:

  1. Walk around Nazareth
  2. Become friends with Messiah
  3. ???
  4. Prophet

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God do I still love you

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"Oh...it's you Kyoya"

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I just took my temp its 103

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Hi im home im so cold im shivering and my fingers are kinda numb and i threw up twice at work, once in front of a guest. Yay me

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Everyone is ordering their fabric in inches today and its a pain in the ass

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Of course everyone is an.IDIOT at work.today. and my coworker before me left me a ginormous mess which was SUPER COOL. Ugh. Only four more hours -_-

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The only thing that sounds remotely good to me rn is ramen and i dont have any like.cup ramen to easily make at work and i domt think the oriental kind comes in cup form amyways boo

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I reeeally dont want to work…

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I went to go see if poes dress i made fit her (it doesnt, of course) and my grandmas like “you seem tired” and i was like “yeah i fwel reallu sick today” and shes like “well you better call into work so they can find someone else” like…a they already called ME and asked me to come in early and i already said yes. And b…you cant just…do that. Like theres not just people waiting to back you up, you pretty much have to go in unless you’re throwing up everywhere. I dont think they’ll take abdominal pain as a valid excuse

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edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

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My grandma keeps telling me that a cadbury eggs have juice in them.

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Just got a call to come in three hours early for work

Woo.