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powderdoom:

MAKEUP UNDER $10 REC LIST
By Kham

Hey there! I’ve put together a recommendations list of drugstore brand cosmetics. I figured it could be useful for those of you who might’ve just started experimenting with makeup, or if you’re just looking for new things to try. All of these products are under $10. I tried to include products that are relatively inexpensive, as even drugstore makeup can get a bit pricey. Hopefully this is helpful to some of you. Enjoy! ♡

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"What do you want for breakfast today?"

"Chocolate cake!"

"Chocolate cake?! You’re gonna get chunky if you eat ice cream and chocolate cake for breakfast"

"*Rubs her tummy* CHUNKYYYY!!"

"You wanna be chunky? "

"Yes"

"Ok fine lets go get some chocolate cake"

My glasses just broke, again. Do i take the money out of my savings now so I can have my glasses in a few days or do i wait until Friday when Im paid? They just fell apart again, even super glue isnt enough

Im gonna trample old people at work tomorrow to get one of those $77 sewing machines

onthesideoftheotters:

bodysexgender:

vexednature:

tuxedoandex:

modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

but a man looking for a certain thing in girls? misogyny right? guys can’t be like “I look for girls who wear glasses and are thin and like to talk” nope that’s misogyny and it’s horrible. “equality”

oh my god did you even bother reading the post 

"not ALL dogs"

m’owner

yamemeda:

good—cop:

image

ah yes

my favorite character from the Assembling Bricks Film

nice officer mean officer 

featuring the song “everythings alright i guess”

1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via aumoe)

(via t-ruthful)


The porn tag is full of fucking furry shit im so mad

Today was overall dumb and stressful and now im emotional and sad yay

221b-baker-sweets:

nothingbutacheat:

loki-of-sassgaard:

thedailysuperhero:

When Marvel wants you to play the lead in Guardians of the Galaxy you get ripped. Chris Pratt one year ago compared to now.

Now, how many horrible questions do you think he’s going to get about what foods he misses, or how hard it was to be able to fit into his costume?

#spoilers: none

not entirely true though. he was asked what he cut out of his diet to get that fit, and he spoke the truth

ive been craving onions lately which let me tell you is a really weird thing to crave

So I’m hopefully going to get a sewing machine on tuesday, new glasses will be ordered on friday. Then I will hopefully be set for a while.

nosdrinker:

telapathetic:

ikusobbing:

a human being made this. this exists. what kind of world do we live in. im ashamed and confused.

im so hard

ok but where did he get typhoon this is very important is this a recent picture